Ever wondered why Denise Milani's breasts are so huge, that inspite of her information on wikipidea, there's information about her boobs!

Denise Milani was born in 1983. She had normal breasts during her childhood. Although, her breasts became noticiable at 11, even then they were the size of half tennis balls. Althought marginally more interesting than before, it seems they still weren't, worthy of treatment on a comedy blog, so let's skip a few years.

At 15, Milani first started to notice that people rarely looked at her face, or any other part of her, for that matter - save two. Even when she went to her podiatrist to get herfeet examined, the doctor never actually looked at the part of the body he specialised in. Instead, passersby, teachers, students and family members alike gaped at her breasts, scrutinising them furiously as if trying to burn the image on to their retinas for all eternity.

Her breasts continued growing unabated, bursting into the proverbial stratosphere of notability and finally reaching their base-size of 39DDDD. The fact that they had achieved this absurd size without the use of silicone or saline apparently makes this all the more impressive. Meanwhile, the often ignored Milani grew incredibly jealous of her more triumphant appendages, and for the most of her adult life remained, quite literally, in their enormous shadows.

At the tender age of 20, Milani's breasts were spotted by Handy Andy's Busty 'N' Dumb Modelling Agency, who convinced them to embark upon a modelling career. Milani herself, of course, was dragged along for the ride whether she liked it or not.

When the breasts first appeared on the world wide web, thousands of men across the globe suddenly realised their destiny - to slide themselves into Denise Milani's all-engulfing, penis-swallowing cleavage! As if that would somehow make their lives complete, or change the fact that they're passionless slobs who would rather masturbate over a 2-dimensional stranger than commit to a serious relationship!